So, I’m pretty sure this is the weirdest dream I’ve ever had, so in any event I want to document it.

So, I had already been awake once to chat with my girlfriend and love Lucie, but I was very tired so she said I could call her back when I woke up.  I set my alarm for another 30-45 minutes after I hung up.

Now, the weirdness.  So, in reality I have a zit on my trap, the portion of muscle that connects the neck to the shoulder.  It’s not anything repulsive, just a red blemish that I noticed yesterday.  With that background information the dream can continue.

***DREAM STARTS HERE***

This blemish on my trap was getting more and more painful as the days were going. I would look at it in the mirror, but I never did anything about it… for some reason.  But it was weird, it was like something was protruding under my skin and there was a very small hole in my skin, like the size of a headphone jack or something. But, it was off my body by let’s say an inch or so.  Finally, I get the nerve to start messing with it to figure out what this thing is and I start pulling and screaming obviously because it’s painful.

This is what was in there:

Button mshroom

A mushroom.  Upside down the mushroom was protruding my skin outwards, when I looked at it I screamed.  My mom had the same reaction. We deduced that it was a type of fungi which found refuge under my skin and grew.  There didn’t appear to be any kind of damages, it just hurt.

***DREAM ENDS HERE***

I don’t know how much weirder a dream can get, but that was ridiculous. I hope I didn’t gross anyone out too bad, just thought I should document this.

Cheers,

–Justin